Staff Bios

Thank you to Martin Vecchio for the amazing photos!



Notable Accomplishments: 3x Reigning and Defending Coolest Guy You Know, 2015 Best Vegan Award, Smokes With Cigarettes

What they ride: Too many to write down…

Shayne Says: “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the other 119 speeds on this bike”0810-MV-Metropolis_066



Notable Accomplishments: Unreleased album w/ James Pants (as Brad Lee Potts) “Potts and Pants,” Leader of local inspecific harmless group that no one is supposed to talk about, current lead guitarist for local heartthrobs Mirror Moon.

What they ride: 2020 Salsa Cycles Journeyman, 90’s Custom Simpson’s Specialized Hard Rock, 1973 Carabela (Cinelli professional clone), Truck.

Brad Says: “Will fix bikes for money. Will fix money for bikes.”




Notable Accomplishments: Undefeated Coney Dog Relay Leadoff Man, Owner/Operator of World Record Jean Short Cannon, Frame Builder @ GLDGLD Frameworks.  (

What they ride: 2016 Surly Krampus, 2020 Cinelli Vigorelli Disc Road, GLDGLD Frameworks Gravel bike, GLDGLD Frameworks Track bike, Salsa Cycles Marrakesh, GLDGLD Framworks Tandem.

Ted Says: “Sometimes, to GET anything in life, you have to DO anything in life.”